Mustard, Molasses and Sherry Ham, originally uploaded by foodforfraud.
The Finished Ham. The morning after the night before
So Kate goes away for the weekend, most men would call their dealers and minutes later a blacked out Audi full of whores and drugs would be pulling up outside, not me, no. I go for a cook-a-thon.
The Easter ham turned up while we were in Cornwall and I had about 12lb’s of pig to sort out. Being as most people are not really up for eating vast quantities of meat for Easter, unlike at Christmas, I decided to hack myself off a few Gammon Steaks prior to cooking the ham, which went quite well. Then James brought his date home whilst I was wrist deep in pig, knives and saw in tow. I think I sort of managed to not look like a total psycho.
I made a new batch of onion marmalade ready for BBQ season, if it ever comes, although this last weekend was beautiful with blues skies and sunshine, only being slightly interfered with by some volcanic ash or some shit.
For the onion marmalade it’s very simple:
1KG red onions (I use half red onions and half shallots)
70g Butter
70g Brown Sugar
1 large (as in filled to the top) wine glass each of cider vinegar, port, and red wine (approx 1.5 litres)
Melt the butter and sugar in a pan add the chopped onions and cook on the lowest heat possible until all the juices have evaporated and the pan smells of sugar caramalising. This will ensure that the onions are very soft which will ultimately make the marmalade the best it can be, it will also take a very long time, so go for a shit, or better a bath, or if you must a shit then a bath, whatever you do please do not shit in the bath. Add all the liquid at once and boil until most of the liquid has reduced and when you draw a spoon through the mixture it rapidly fills with juice.
Jar it and leave it to cool. Perfect with burgers and pretty much everything else.
For the ham cook it for 20 mins a lb this was about 7lb so I cooked it for about 2 a half hours at 160 degrees C. I then took it out and whacked the oven on MAX, removed the skin, scored the fat, and coated that mother fucker with a combination of mustard powder, sherry and molasses which I had heated in a pan until the alcohol had evaporated. What you’re after is something that looks like crude oil. You’ll need to keep it warm because the molasses will cool and you’re not spreading that for love nor money.
It’s worth giving the pig 2 coats as the fat melts off the first one. Cook each one for about 15 mins and then leave it to cool over night. It’s very nice, with everything and even on it’s own.
So that was Saturday night, after I had DJ’d at a pub in Whitechapel and had been suffering my hangover all day, ironically I had decided to cook all night but went to the chinese for dinner, because I hadn’t actually made anything that I could eat.
So Sunday came and the return of Kate was imminent. Having had over 24 hours out of my presence I knew she would need cheering up and as I always say Sunday are for eating.
I found Paneer in the supermarket, and bought it without any actual intention of cooking it immediately, I had been pouring through my “Easy Indian” cook book all day. The problem with cooking indian food is that you don’t…….. actually I should rephrase that; I don’t just make one dish, I make several dishes. So I started, having bought some molasses for the ham I got a bit carried away and decided to try a new idea for chicken tikka. The recipe I have just isn’t quite right for tikka, especially as you can’t fool the taste of cooking on coals. Bring in the molasses.
Ok, so I used:
1 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper
1 teaspoon Molasses
1 teaspoon Colman’s Mustard Powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
1 teaspoon Tumeric
1 piece of grated root ginger
4 cloves of garlic
cider vinegar
3 tablespoons low fat yoghurt
olive oil
salt and pepper
Ok. Before I start, yes I know the idea of putting vinegar with yoghurt is rank at best, but trust me this works. You put all the dry ingredients in a bowl and make them into a loose paste with a dash, yes dash of cider vinegar and some olive oil add the yoghurt, ginger, molasses and garlic and mix well. Throw in your chicken and leave to marinade over night or as long a possible. I used skinned and boned chicken thighs, which worked very well. Grill on both sides to finish for about 15 mins in total.
Now you also need accompaniments for any self respecting curry, how’s about sweet potato bhaji? Oh yes, I think so.
Olive oil
3 Sweet potatos, peeled and diced
1 shallott
1 teaspoon Tumeric
1 half teaspoon Cumin
1 half teaspoon ground coriander
1 green chili
2 cloves of garlic
salt pepper and water
Fry the spices and the chili, garlic and ginger in some oil, throw in shallots until softened and then throw in the potato’s. Keep adding water until they’re cooked. Job done. Very hot but utterly delicious, and looks beautiful when you combine tumeric with sweet potato, you literally do not get better looking food than that. It’s so vibrant, and now I’m starting to write like a wanker so I’m going to move on.
Sag paneer, it’s Kate’s favourite so it was a must really.
Paneer – about 10 small cubes
1 teaspoon Turmeric
1 teaspoon Cumin seeds
1 teaspoon Ground Coriander
salt & pepper
1 Green chili
1 peice of grated root ginger
3 cloves fo garlic
1 shallot
2 tomato’s (quaartered)
yoghurt
Start by shallow frying your paneer until crisp on most sides. Drain on kithchen paper and save for later.
Fry your spices, chili, ginger and galric to release the flava flav.
“Can somebody tell what the time is”? It’s time to add you shallots and fry until softened, once this is done add your spinach and wilt. right at the end add your yoghurt and paneer and heat through. Season to taste.
Now the main treat was next. Onion Bhaji’s. Home made entirely from scratch. So easy it’s untrue.
Gram flour (about 175g)
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon Turmeric
fresh coriander
1 peice grated root ginger
salt and pepper
2 onions
Add all the dry ingredients together in a bowl and mix with enough water to make a thick batter. Slice the onions and add them with the ginger to the mix with the chopped coriander leaves. mix together and leave to stand until ready. Deep fry at the last minute and serve with everything else.
Top grubbing. I’ve loaded the pictures for the ham and the curry night up on (bean)Flickr as well, so if you want to look without the waffle. It’s here http://www.flickr.com/photos/foodforfraud
It was so nice Sunday that we spent the afternoon walking around Brick Lane, I got excited in the Indian Supermarket and bought some samosa wrappers and poppadums, so they’ll feature in a subsequent Indian cuisine night. I also got a bag of lentils and some tapioca flour, fuck knows why, but hey. I also had a mandatory salt beef and gherkin bagel from the bagel bakery, lashings of english mustard, so much that I actually thought I was going to cry.
All-in-all a good weekend, learnt how to fillet fish and joint chicken courtesy of Kate and her ever useful birthday presents, ate, shopped and cooked. Used the jointed chicken for Coq-au-vin, haven’t taken any pictures but will make it again very soon as it was that good.
Until next time. Big Love.
The Viceroy of India xxx